Queens meme #2

The Mission Impossible Meme

Lift off!


1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it?
It is my Burt's Bees Lip Balm and I threaten to shove all of their inferior chapsticks out of the airlock if they don't take me back right now!



2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and I might get fined or something).
They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you.

What is the first thing you would write on the board?
Sex Ed

3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile?
How would you handle it?
I would keep reading, because I'm sneaky, but mostly because I'm curious and I would keep reading and never tell. I would feel really bad and take things to heart and feel like a complete jackass about reading the blog and about the things she said about me but I would never tell her I was reading it.


4. If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on?
Coca Cola

5. President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve? I have my brother design the menu and cook, he's a chef trained in Chicago.

6. You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do?
Find it oh so sexy and insist he do for my voyeuristic pleasure.

7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences.
I would definitely go with perfect health for a lifetime.

back to the begining

I'm waiting for my stepmother to call me. Her youngest son got back together with his wife. This would be Kid 8 and Kid 5's dad. Kid 8 has been staying with us for the past month or so. Anyway, the point is that, those two crazy kids are back together and that act carries with it consequences for everybody else.

The Lidge's oldest son isn't happy with the reunion, as I gather it (nor is anyone else for that matter) so he wants to move out of the apartment. You see, Lidge has 3 sons, The Elder, Thing One and Thing Two. Thing One and Thing Two are twins. Thing One is the Older, shorter, lazier, underage girl chasing, disgustoid also known as Creepy Creeperton. Thing Two is the taller, more responsible, paying his brother's bills, 2 kid having, now getting back together with his wife, known by no other name that I can recall.

As I mentioned, Thing Two supports his other brothers financially. He pays for the apartment, bills, food, etc. So now that the wifey is back, his brothers have to get their act together and that isn't making them love her, the wife, also known as Bad Momma. So, The Eldest is moving out...presumably he's going to stay here. And Creepy Creeperton is moving out, he is also going to be staying here I assume.

What I haven't mentioned is that yesterday, we finally saw the back end of the Lidge's mom. Also, since Thing Two and Bad Momma are back together, I guess that Kid 8 will be going to stay with them. So, we get rid of two but we take on two.

You would think we break even, but we don't. An old lady who stays in my dad's room watching TV most of the time and a little boy who stays in the living room most of the time are not the same as two grown men who stay up 'till all hours of the night and piss me the fuck off.

Plus they don't pay for shit. They just mooch off my dad and they never leave or make any attempt to save money to move out on their own because they know that my dad will support them.

So here we go again, back in the same boat we where in in Indiana. My dad has been hinting at making some changes though, saying that I'll like these changes. I tend not to believe him though. I really hope these people move in today though, because if my dad is serious about making a run for it, like he's been hinting at, then this will push him off the edge...and he needs a little shove in the right direction to get moving out of this hell pit.

Oh yeah, so the reason I'm waiting for her to call me, me step mom, is because she needs help moving everything from the boys' apartment over to here. Sure, I'd be happy to help.

I've gone meme crazy

1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do? ('Cause if you want, I might could talk to the judge and get your sentence reduced to Bloggingham dungeon time.)
I read this one wrong, so, re-write...what DID (not DO) I do...yeah, I killed my stepmother, but it's okay, she was asking for it...(eyebrow raise)
2. Your blog just became a best-selling book . What is the title of your book ?
Ready, Set, Bananas, Go! (it's something my mom used to say instead of ready, set, go!)

3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond.
What would you like to ask him?
can you put my mom on the phone?

4. You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright. What did they see?
my messy room.

5. You're blogging along minding your own blusiness (that's blog + oh...you know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen? Do you think you deserve it? Just how objectionable are you? Do tell.
I was probably describing, in detail, my hatred for the Lidge and the myriad of thoughts that cross my mind when i see her making out with my dad or when she talks down to me...you know, how i'd like to handle the situation instead of my (mostly) quiet restraint. do i deserve it? of course i do, i wrote about vivid bloody murder, it was gory, i'm not going to do it but that doesn't mean i couldn't write about it if i where so inclined...just how objectionable...not too bad just for the violence and foul language...

6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be?
Thou shalt not kill is already there and seems to be ignored pretty well. I would go with thou shalt not kill in my name!

7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen?

Not to worry. What happens in Bloggingham, stays in Bloggingham.
I think I destroyed my one and only chance at love a long time ago because I couldn't see the potentially great thing I had when I could have it.

The Heretic Meme

Sunday Stealing: The Heretic Meme

1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you lay in a bed with?
I'm not 100% on this but I think it was Boy Goofy, yeah, it's been a long long time since I've had contact with the opposite sex.

2. Where was the last place you went out to eat?
Oishi Thai, The Sushi was great, the Thai was mediocre

3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
Champagne, about a glassful, last new years

4. Which do you prefer - eyes or lips?
Eyes

5. Medicine, fine arts, or law?
Fine Arts

6. Best kind of pizza?
Piccolo Pizza's Fiorentino

7. What is in store for your future?
I try not to think about the future...I like to keep the panic to a minimum

8. Who was the last band you saw live?
Wow! I want to say Dashboard Confessional, maybe 7 years ago.

9. Do you take care of your friends while they are sick?
I have.

10. How many songs are on your iPod?
1070, I have an 8G

11. Where is the last place you drove to?
the Therapist

12. Where did your last kiss take place?
outside of my friend Javeja's house, with Boy Goofy....almost 6 years ago

13. What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Monday night?
sleeping

14. Are you a quitter?
most definately

15. Who was the last person you had in your house?
my cousin MJ who I hadn't seen in 20 years, since she was 4

15. What do you think about people who party a lot?
to each his own

16. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
it depends on who I'm talking to

17. What was the last CD you purchased?
A tool CD that I ended up giving to Boy Goofy

18. What are two bands or singers that you will always love?
Alkaline Trio and Sublime

19. Which of the seven deadly sins are you guilty of?
Gluttony

20. How is your last ex doing?
we're not in touch

friends and theft

I talked to my friend, Pizza Pizza, tonight. It's been about 6 months since we talked. He's pretty bitter. His life hasn't worked out to be the way he pictured it. What can I say, I know so many people whose lives have gone in that direction, "not turned out as planned". I know people whose lives have turned out "pretty well". What can you do?

I really feel for Pizza Pizza, I can relate, you know. But the whole bitterness bit, that part, I guess I'm past it. Sure I have my moments and of course this blog is my outlet so it's full of complaints and whining but when push comes to shove I'm not bitter about my place in the world. What would be the point? It certainly wouldn't change my situation. But it took me several years to come to accept my situation, I did spend a good amount of time dwelling in bitters-ville.

In other news, I'm pretty sure Morticia will not be calling me ever again. She hasn't made any attempt to contact me again so that we could see each other a second time. I called her and set a meeting for a certain day, she said she would call me and she didn't. So my weirdness scared her off, oh well.

Finally, I saw my cousin MJ today for the first time in about 20 years. It was a nice little family reunion. I hope she didn't get scared off and that I can see her again.

Okay, since I have nothing to do and I don't want to go to bed or read HP6 right now I'm going to do a meme from Sunday Stealing. Special thanks to BPDinOKC from whom I stole the idea.

My life according to Alkaline Trio

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 10 people you like and include me. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"


Pick your Artist:
Alkaline Trio

Are you a male or female:
Queen of Pain

Describe yourself:
Dead and Broken

How do you feel:
Trouble Breathing

Describe where you currently live:
Back To Hell

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Exploding Boy

Your favorite form of transportation:
Rooftops

Your best friend is:
Goodbye Forever

You and your best friends are:
I Lied My Face Off

What's the weather like:
Cringe

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
My Standard Break From Life

What is life to you:
Hating Every Minute

Your last relationship:
This Is Getting Over You

Your fear:
You've Got So Far To Go

What is the best advice you have to give:
As You Were

Thought for the Day:
Take Lots With Alcohol

How I would like to die:
I'm Dying Tomorrow

My soul's present condition:
Buried

My motto:
Time To Waste

people

I'm sleeping most of the day and night again. Doesn't leave much time for writing. I'm reading HP6 again when I'm awake. I saw the movie a few days ago with my friend Mags. I had a really good time.

We're going to go see it again in 3D, so I'm trying to read the book by then so that I can actually remember the difference between the two for the sure to take place after discussion. I am really looking forward to it.

If it wasn't for Mags I think I would go crazy here in Miami with no but my dad and the Lidge and her family to surround myself with. When I said the other day that our relationship is based solely on entertainment I wasn't really clear. I didn't mean that as a bad thing. We need distraction from the fact that we are not only sick but also the fact that we are both confined to our houses for much of the time. We make each other feel normal of all things.

Bringing up the abnormal aspects of our lives to each other is not something we avoid but not something we elaborate on either. And I definitely don't go into detail about my emotions, even if I could vocalize them, I'm too emotionally numb for that. And she understand that about me. She also understand that I don't exactly know how to respond to her deeper emotions. She really is the far better friend believe me. She tolerates all of my lack of emotional intelligence.

Anyways, she is my oldest and closest friend. I just fear that I've pushed her away by being sick. I don't understand her as well as she seems to understand me, thought, so I might be wrong.

In other news, I got in touch with my cousin MJ, she's in Miami and I'll be seeing her this Sunday. Hope it goes well, I haven't seen her since she was about 5 years old.